Ozini

A naughty atheist

Nov.19, 2009 Funny

atheist

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A naughty atheist, 7.5 out of 10 based on 63 ratings

46 comments for this entry:
  1. Stephen C.

    Hot Damn first comment!!!

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  2. Dave

    Wow. Aren’t you special…

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  3. E

    Really? That’s it from the 1st two comments? Just some light anonymous interweb bashing on one another. Not even a remote comment on the page in question? Actually I stopped reading as soon as I realized it was printed on pink, and figured it probably mentioned bunnies and green meadows a few too many times…

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  4. Parfumo

    and did you read it eventually, E, eh?

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  5. Simon Loveridge

    I’m an Atheist, and all I can think is what an dickhead.

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  6. Kyle

    Simon: I’m a college student, and all I can think is how bad your “grammer” is.

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  7. Josh

    Kyle: I am also a college student, and all I can think is how bad you “spelling” is.

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  8. seinfeld

    Josh: I am a comedian, and all i can think is how bad your “jokes” are.

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  9. bob

    Seinfeld: I am a critic,You wouldn’t know anything about being funny.

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  10. Messerschmitt

    Bob: I’m a besserwisser, You wouldn’t know anything about knowing anything.

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  11. Paris Hilton

    Messerschmitt: I’m a rich spoiled slut, I don’t know anything.

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  12. wayne Brady

    Paris: I’m a pimp, and you should be getting me my paper before i have to choke a bitch

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  13. Hugh Hefner

    Wayne: if your her pimp, how much to get Paris on the cover of playboy?

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  14. Doctor

    Hugh Hefner: I’m a doctor and the last thing you need to worry about is playboy.

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  15. lawyer

    doctor: i’m a lawyer and the last thing you need to worry about is the malpracice suit against you

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  16. Girvan

    I am an atheist, and I find that to be the funniest bumper sicker ever xD

    Though, since he’s using a bumper sticker in the first place, I’m going to assume he’s even more of a douche.

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  17. No Expert

    Girvan: I am no expert, but you just killed that chain…

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  18. Dildo

    No Expert: Im a taco, and I think you have no flavor.

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  19. tht guy

    hey fellahs whats goin on here

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  20. the Devil

    tht guy: I’m the Devil and I enjoy torturing guys that are tht.

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  21. Some guy

    Dildo: Are you a taco that was meant to be used sexually?

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  22. Dementius

    Taco: I had sex with 5 tacos last night and now I am sick. They had crabs.

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  23. Crabiel

    Dementius: why are you lisping?

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  24. Jesus

    Crabiel: I’m the lord and savior and all I can think is how lame this chain is.

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  25. Mary

    Jesus: I’m your mother and I am punishing you for disrespecting the internet.

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  26. Marys husband

    Mary: I’m your husband and i still want to know how you had that kid.

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  27. God

    Marys husband: I’m God and I totally did your wife.

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  28. Pepe

    God: Feels good man

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  29. The Pope

    Gad: WTF MAN?!?!

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  30. The Pope

    GOD*****
    FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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  31. C-C-C-Combo Breaker

    This Is A c-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!

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  32. C-C-C-Combo Starter

    C-C-C-Combo Breaker: I’m a Combo Starter, so fuck you!

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  33. Gaia

    Boys, this is your mother….go to your rooms.

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  34. Child Two

    But mom!…

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  35. Heroin Dealer

    Child Two: Screw you mom, try this, it will make you feel so much better.

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  36. Police Officer

    Heroin Dealer: I thought we told you we didn’t want you pushing around these parts anymore…

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  37. Other Police Officer

    Police Officer, it’s okay, he’s here to meet me

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  38. Police Chief

    Other Police Officer: Nice going dipshit. You might not want to key up on your radio when you’re revealing self incriminating information. By the way, you’re fired. First police officer: book him.

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  39. Chuck Norris

    Everyone: I win.

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  40. Asston

    All: I am a recovering alcoholic and all I feel now is the urge to vomit.

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  41. Chile Man

    Chuck Norris: gtfo

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  42. A Dog

    Asston: I feel the urge to eat your vomit.

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  43. purple monkey dishwasher

    EVERYONE: YOUR AS FAKE AND GAY AS THIS PICTURE!!!!

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  44. Smedley

    Athiesm is like any other religion: It has its fair share of assholes.

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  45. Dell

    Purple monkey dishwasher: I’m a keyboard and morally opposed to your misuse of caps lock.

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  46. Smartass

    I am gay and I totally oppose hetero sex.

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