Ozini

Exception!

Mar.15, 2010 Funny

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25 comments for this entry:
  1. jake

    they both have

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  2. admin

    Arrested numerous times Snoop was condemned to suspended jail time, fines, community service and other goodies. Now, fo shizzle, Martha is a tougher cookie.

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  3. Anonymous

    fail poster, they’ve both gone to jail

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  4. od

    Reply fail! Both have been to jail, but only one has been to prison. Jail is where they put you when you get arrested. anyone who has been arrested has been to “jail.” What it should have said was “Reverse Stereotype: Now which one is the felon?”

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  5. Anon

    Except all of you fail, because the phrase “done time” means prison, not jail. Stupid internet dumbfucks.

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  6. Dr. Shit

    Except we are really smart outside internet, danke you, Tourette much?

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  7. anon

    -Dr. Shit

    it is spelled “thank you”

    -your friendly neighborhood spelling nazi

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  8. Dr. Shit

    The “thank you” spelling has been a fiercely guarded esoteric knowledge during the centuries. Grazie a lot for sharing, neibuh!

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  9. henry

    Photoshopped.

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  10. PohTayToez

    In regards to the “done time” argument, they’ve both spent time IN PRISON (although Snoop is probably the only one that spend time in jail). So they’ve both done time.

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  11. meowface

    except… FAIL! not everyone is put in jail when arrested… personal experience, been arrested, never been to jail. and done time does mean prison time. stoopidfacez

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  12. Emilie Watson

    Martha really IS “Gangsta”!

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  13. First

    First!

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  14. King of the Idiots

    First, worship me!

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  15. DampeS8N

    LAST!

    I think I’m starting to get the hang of this…

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  16. fukidiots

    # Other Known Disturbances and Arrests: 1990s – Snoop Dog was arrested for possession of cocaine. Over the next three years he spent time in and out of prison.

    # July 1993 – Snoop was stopped for a traffic violation and a firearm was found by police while conducting a search of his car. In February 1997 he plead guilty to one count of being an ex-felon in possession of a handgun and was ordered to record three public service announcements, pay a $1,000 fine, and serve three years probation.

    # August 1993 – Snoop was charged for being an accomplice to the murder of Phillip Woldermarian. In February 1996, with the help of attorney Jonnie Cochran, Snoop was found not guilty of all charges but voluntary manslaughter, on which the jury deadlocked.

    # May 1998 – Snoop Doggy Dogg was arrested for misdemeanor marijuana possession. He was fined of $100, plus a $170 penalty assessment fee and a $100 payment to the Victim’s Restitution Fund, for a total cost of $370.

    # October 2001 – Snoop was charged with possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, after his tour bus was stopped and searched in Ohio. In May 2002 he pleaded no contest to the charge and was fined a total of $398.30 and a suspended 30-day jail sentence.

    # April 2003 – Snoop Doggy Dogg’s bodyguard, McKinley Lee, was grazed by a bullet after unknown assailants showered Snoop Dog’s car and other cars in his entourage with bullets.

    # August 2003 – Snoop was named in an affidavit claiming that he and the makers of the “Girls Gone Wild: Doggy Style” tape lured two underage girls to take their tops off for the camera by offering them marijuana and ecstasy. The suit was settled in July 2004.

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  17. anonymous

    @anon “Except all of you fail, because the phrase “done time” means prison, not jail. Stupid internet dumbfucks.”

    You fail. If you are arrested for a felony/misdemeanor and are taken to jail until your court date, your sentencing can be reduced to a fine+TIME SERVED (i.e). Therefore anyone detained by law enforcement, whether in jail or prison, can be said to have “done time”. You stupid internet dumb fuck (two words).

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  18. justin

    who makes better brownies? snoop does!

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  19. Terry

    I bet these were the best goddamn pot brownies ever..

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  20. lol'd

    *gets popcorn*

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  21. Melissa

    The guy who said photo shopped. WRONG! He went on her show he even did a little rap. 🙂

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  22. uberVU - social comments

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by henryboudreaux: Reverse Stereotype: http://su.pr/2sQ0uH

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  23. Dog Robinson

    @anon

    “-Dr. Shit

    it is spelled “thank you”

    -your friendly neighborhood spelling nazi”

    Danke means Thanks or Thank you in German. But hey, if you really where a nazi you would know that right?

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  24. lesigh

    Holy shit, guys. Nerd rage moar!

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  25. Anonazi

    @Dog Robinson

    Danke is German for thank you so in the original context, the translation was ‘thank you you’ which is still incorrect. I’m fairly sure Anon knew it meant thank you. He’s just being a good American.

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